dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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