worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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