He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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