About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
my nose is crying tears of wow.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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