He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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