Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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