Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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