dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
