I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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