I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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