You can't special order awesome
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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