Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just gift wrapped bread.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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