I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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