there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
