So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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