So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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