Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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