lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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