Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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