Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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