Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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