Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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