So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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