Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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