Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Randomize
