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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I understand Curling. That high.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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