I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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