South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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