I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So squirting runs in the family.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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