her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
