she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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