ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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