The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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