as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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