i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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