ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I cockslap morals
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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