If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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