weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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