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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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