he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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