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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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