Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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