hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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