We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How does one acquire holy water?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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