I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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