What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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