Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I love having hate sex.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
