I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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