Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Man, jail baloney is awful.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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