He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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