the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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