How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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